Hello fellow zelda fans you might of met one of my brillernet converstions before but i thought of something
more better ending scence interduing with Zelda,Link and Ganondolf at the end of OoT that is... Enjoy and laugh your head off please and don't forget to bring your pop-corn because i am and your not having any!! wuahahaha and its 1 pound for one packet and its called Zelda-pops better buy some or your not entering the cieama just joking its up to you!!! Lets get started then.


Narriter: Hello and i am the narritor the one who is telling these dumbuses what to do! you know whos playing this so lets get sratching!!

Zelda: Hey we are not dumbuses were  smartarses

Narritor: Did i tell you to speak? Zelda? Shut up or i will get you fired

Zelda: Urn...Well...

Narritor: Well i said you arnt a loud to talk now it says on the rules look at the board right behind you Zelda then you will see.

Zelda: Okay!! shouldn't Link and ganondolf look at this too?

Narritor: Yeah they should... but Link and Ganondolf are stuck on the bog right now...

Zelda: Oh dear... Really? maybe they're scared about doing this.

Narritor: No.. i think they are having piles..

Zelda: EW thats sick  i didnt want to know that...

Narritor: Oh whatever just look at the damn board Zelda!

Zelda: Ooook Ok Ok Ok..


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NARRITOR RULES AND BOSSSES RULES PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE

YOU START!!

1. Rule one no chewing

2. no shouting no mistakes.

3. You must be a pro acter

4. You must be over 18

5. You musnt talk until the movie starts

6. You must obey my orders.


7. *a hand comes out  with a clock looking thing* Look its thing ! with a clock in his hand ... wonder what that  is used  for... (By the way if you never watch the adems family you might not know who fin is)

thing: You...Will..Obey...The narritors orders *thing  swings the clock left and right*  You will always follow these rules.... * thing swings the clock again but really fast left and right* You will be the best acter in the world..... * thing stops the clock swinging thing*

*Urm and if you have noticed thing can't talk in the adems family but i have gave him magical powers too so NAH*

thing: When i click my fingers You will say this ''I will obey the narritor rules I will never fail a scence  I will always eat pie at lunch break''   *thing click his fingers*

Zelda: I will obey......the narritor's.....rules..... i .....will.....never.....fail.... a ....scence.... i ..... will....always.....eat....pie........in....lunch...breaks.......

*Link comes barging through the mens toliet door along with ganondorf*

Link: DID YOU SAY PIE!!!???

Zelda: Yes....i  did.......

Narritor: WHAT you guys finished pooing already??

Link: Well duh i am the worlds hero!!! Link!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah Zelda did you say something about pie?

Zelda: Ho..w......many.....times.....y.es.... i did....

Ganondolf: Urm.. Link you are not the worlds hero you are hyrules... but wait until i get you back one day one day...

Link: Shut up ganondolf there seems to be something wrong with Zelda AND what the hell is that hand no body legs head doing here??

*thing uses deku nuts to dissappear*

Link: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Ganondolf: Its a hand you thick-butt

Link: Ohh... i see

Narritor: But...HOW? did you two stop having those piles???

Link: WHAT we had piles??? must of been that curry i eat :(

Ganondolf: Eh??? Piles... NOOOO!! i eat the same curry as Link did......

Link: Oh well... we both have piles and curry is my favourite food/dinner....

Ganondolf: oh well its the same here

Narritor: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP!!! did you drink that orange juice i gave you two??

Link: Yup it tasted werid kinda like,... luquid or something like that.

Ganondorf: Yeah.. i did  i agree with Link what it tasted like...

Narritor: DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMMIT... Oh well it didn't work

Link: WHAT??

Ganondorlf: WHAT do you mean by that.

Narritor: Oh god what did i just say that Okay,Guys please don't start slaping me/pouching i put some lugiud in your drink to make you poo all day and have piles at the end

Link: WHY i orta You little arsehole that was so unfair of you ... my arse is bright red thanks to you!! and i won't hurt you ...what is wrong with Zelda by the way??

Ganondolf: ARH YOU LITTLE ARSE .... ... im so mad at you . You made my arse look EVEN more uglyer thanks to you!

Narritor: I am sorry i was just jealous that i can't get curry and you can,Please forgive me :(

Link: why the hell can't you eat curry?

Narritor: Because i am elorjick to it.

Link: Oh... right... i see that makes your nose run am i right?

Narritor: Yeah anyway  Oh great... we talked for long enogh and we didn't even get the show started... my boss is going to kill me.

Link and ganondolf says at the same time: what????

Narritor: SHUT UP!! and look at the rules board.

Link: No i won't until i know what is wrong with Zelda!!

Ganondolf: She looks hipmotiesdea *Ganondolf waves his left and right by Zelda face* Yup she is... shes looking at my hand when it goes left and right.

Zelda:...I.....am...Okay...

Link: What she can't be  what is she on??

Narritor: SHUT UP!!!!! she is on nothing NOTHING i tell you! Just look at the board

Link: No i won't!!

Ganondolf: Come on spil the beans what have you done to her.

Narritior: No i love my beans i like eating them all the time *farts*

Link: AW.. thats a stinkbomb all right if he does that one more time i am quitting.

Ganondolf: AW.... Links right IT IS stinky say what you have done to Zelda or i will  spil your beans *natches Narritors beans out of his hand*

Narritor: NOO... MY LOVLY BEANS

Link: HAHA get this guys Don't cry for me my beans-deana

Ganondolf: Nice one Link. *ganon opens the beans tin*  *horror music starts to play*

Narrtior: NO NO DON'T i will tell you everything what i did too Zelda.

Ganondolf: Go on then.

Narritor: I did what ganondolf said  but i didn't do it that hand did. He got her to obey my orders.

Link: Why you undo the spell now!!!

Ganondolf: Yeah or i will spill the beans of yours *horror music still playing*

Narritor: Okay Okay... ARH LA BE DOO CRAP DEE CRAP DEE CRAPPPPPPPPA!

Zelda: Huh? Where am i Oh i am in the movie Hi guys!!

Link: *phew* Shes back to normal

Ganondolf: Aw... i was having fun with the beans... oh well  *ganondolf turns off the radio where the horror music was playing from*

Zelda: So.... you guys have finished with the bog then?

Link: urh-Yeah...

Ganondolf: Yeah that was ages a go when we finished.

Zelda: Oh I see Hey guys you gotta look at  the rules board before we act out.

Link and ganondolf: Ok Zelda!

Narritor: Finally i get you guys to look at the board NOW LOOK AT IT!! (This will work perfectly)

*Ganondolf and Link looks at the rules board Just the same rules as Zelda looked at*

Link: Pretty colours your board has there narrtior.

Ganondolf: Shut up link and read number seaven.

*Ganondolf and Link reads number seaven*

Link: Okay i get it

*thing comes rushing out of the board with the clock-looking thing*

Link: ARH MY GOD ITS THAT HAND ITS COME BACK FOR REAVGE!

thing: WUAHAHAHAH Yes i have Link yes  i have *starts swinging the clock*


*Everything freezes * Will Link get hit by the clock looking-thing??? Will he Will he?
Find out in the next half-chapter of Ending scences!!  *DBZ music plays*